If you're like me, then you are irrationally creeped out by spiders.
I don't know why, but spiders just make me jump up and down and yell "Eeeeeeeeh!", and then I have to make sure that they have not bitten me or laid their spider spawn in my ears, or something ridiculous like that.
All spiders do this to me, except, for some reason, daddy long legs. Maybe because they have irrationally long legs and irrationally tiny bodies, which somehow calms my irrational fears that they will bite and then lay their eggs on me. Who knows? But Daddy long legs and I – we're tight.
They are majestic in their own way.
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